Fever Fever: THE BLOODLESS EP TOUR: Part Two

Yesterday was day two people. We woke up in Cardiff, well we woke up. Arthur didn't need to as he hadn't slept because he had a pussy on his face... our host Liz's cat, Bernard. Arthur loves sleeping on sofas.

On the drive from Cardiff we cradled Smit like a baby:::

Ryan slept like a rag doll:::

And we all missed our loved ones:::

Day two gig was at the Sugarmill in Stoke-On-Trent. It must be a fancy venue because look what we found outside. MIKE MIKE MIIIIIIIIIKE:::

Inside we had an actual dressing room. It was great (and a bit of a relief if i'm honest) that we had somewhere to put all of our dresses. We sat in it and looked at our free beer like this:::

This Stoke gig was the official release date of 'The Bloodless EP'. Look at this wrist band. There is honestly no better way to mark a release date than with a white paper wrist band:::

It put us all in a very good mood:::

This is Helen our driver/insanely helpful tour manager type lady. Look at her in her shop. "I WAS BORN FOR RETAIL":::

AND as surprise, our personal confidants Lucy Brown and Sinead Duffy were IN THE HOUSE. We love these ladies more than your mum. Hold me closer tiny dancer:::

For dinner we had some REALLY bad pizza. It tasted like dirty pants. This was not worth £6.50. And it made me cross. Food in Stoke is overrated anyway. If I lived here I WOULD NOT EAT:::

And THIS JUST HAPPENED. Me and Rosie were horsing:::

When we got back to Birmingham smit had to apply is 'DOG OIL'. This is his showbiz medicine that driver Helen got for him to help with his tennis elbow. Smit loves tennis:::

We also watched some footage of ourselves in HD on Arthurs big projector:::

But we all got in our sleeping bags first so we could all safely have a wank:::

'MORNING HAIR: IN PICTURES' part two:::

Following on from the roaring success of MORNING HAIR: IN PICTURES, we have decided to start a new segment... 'SHOWER HAIR: IN PICTURES' feast your eyes on this hound dogs:::